whats ET short for?
because he’s got little legs
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my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
i got a valentine this year
What cheat code did u use
GG Chaox and Dyrus.
i would so go on a walk with you
This maybe the best thing ever
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try
tfw no gf